Mom: I have an invitation to add someone to my list.
Mom: It says "Assim." Maybe it's DJ. I'll say yes.
Me: No! Don't accept invitations from strangers!
*Skype Ring on her computer*
Me: Don't answer that!
Assim: Hello?... Anyone there? Turn on your video!
Mom: Wrong number! How do I hang up?
Assim: Hello?... Hello? ...Turn on your video!
Me: Click on the "Hang Up" button, and then close Skype. I'll talk you through taking him off your list later.
Mom: I thought it might be DJ.
Me: Mom, his name was Assim.
Mom: I don't know..... I just clicked the wrong thing, I guess.
Me: You can't accept invitations from strangers, Mom.
Mom: Well- I would have liked to see the expression on his face when he sees he called an old lady!
Me: No you don't. It might not have been his face.
Mom: Oh, dear.
Summer flashback: Iloca
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